Photos tomorrow but for now.. I invented a new thing over the weekend. See I was supposed to be writing a 2500 word essay on rhetoric over the weekend, already you can see where this is heading, right? Then, whilst attempting to get my brain to do the thing it was made to do, it had a brain blast. “I know! I’ll cut my hair, myself, in the mirror, in the bathroom.” No really, it actually went down like that. And instead of doing what people who have crazy thoughts normally do and just pushing it aside and being rational….I picked up the scissors, a second mirror, a hairtie and a plastic bag, walked into the bathroom, tied my hair up (which by the way I had just straightened and is normally very thick and extremely curly) and chopped it off. At least 30 cm just came off in my hand. Then the panic set in, “Oh My ….” yeah at this point words escaped me and I just stood there staring at it.
Thus the term above- X-treme Procrastination - the act of doing something drastic in the process of avoiding work.
Luckily for me, just in case you were wondering, it does actually look quite good according to various people including the husband. The relief was indescribable. Needless to say my sister has told me that whenever I get an x-treme procrastination type urge in the future I must txt her the notion immediately so she can talk me out of it or come around and talk me out of my boredom and procrastinate with me. Sisters are special. With this in mind, if you do decide to try this x-treme procrastination at any point, I suggest having a fall-back person, just in case.
